CUMB Beats Gawker To Punch, The Band Always Wins
It goes without saying that the CUMB is always on the cutting edge when it comes to comedy, but it’s nice to get some validation every once in a while. Like this Gawker post for DickiLeaks condoms, which came out almost two days after we made our DickyLeak joke at Orgo Night:
“Recently it seems that Julian Assange has had his DickyLeak all over our governmental affairs, and he didn’t even have the courtesy to wear a condom. And sure, he might be an Australian citizen with a French name who owns a Swedish company, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s committed an act of treason against his own our own country! By revealing sensitive government secrets, Assange has endangered real American lives, one of which is worth six and a half Canadian lives. But in all honesty, it wasn’t like WikiLeaks revealed anything we didn’t already know. Saudi Arabia gives money to terrorists? The war in Afghanistan is a shitshow? Let’s be real, people, that’s about as secret as a SEAS boy’s porn addiction.”
Of course, we’re used to people poaching our material, but it always makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside–after all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.