September 2011
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Albany Jokes-TOO HOT FOR HALFTIME!
Every so often, there are some jokes that are just too naughty to make it into a halftime script and they get cut before they can see the field. But we can reproduce them for you here in all their smutty glory. These particular additions to the script were denounced as belonging in the “inappropriate hall of fame,” but read on if you dare…
TWO-STATE SOLUTION
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Albany Script (as performed 9/24)
COLUMBIA vs. ALBANY
Sept 24, 2011
PREGAME
Ladies and gentlemen, and Albany students, back despite popular demand, it’s
the Cleverest Band in the World, the Columbia University Marching Band!
[Fanfare]
Featuring:
J. Jose Delgado: Head Manager
J. Hayley Peterson: Drum Major
and J. Lauren Ackerman: “not the New York Philharmonic, but not the worst
thing you’ve ever heard.”
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